Take back those bonuses! We can't let them get away with this! It's an outrage!
Sorry, I've been watching too much TV. What is everyone so mad about? And what's an AIG? I guess some bad people got some extra money. I could use a piggy-bank bonus. I haven't gotten too many pennies lately because I've been, uh, bad.
The other day I was demolitioning the house. This caused a bit of a fuss. No one seems to mind when Bob the Builder does it. I was only taking out the white stuff between the bricks, anyway.
I guess there are going to be some changes around here when the baby arrives. I wonder if my parents will still help me open the garbage in the kitchen. I think they might be too busy.

The other day I was demolitioning the house. I was pounding away at the outside wall, just
like Bob the Builder.
My mom did not like that. I told her I was just taking out the white stuff between the bricks.
She said that could make the house fall down. So what? We could always buy another one.

Have you heard the news? I'm going to be a BIG SISTER!
It's very exciting.
I only had one request. If it's a boy, it can't be too wild.
Of course, the baby will have to learn that I'm in charge around here. No taking my toys or anything, unless I feel like sharing.
Well, that's the big headline around here. Now I'm going back on the computer.

Ahem. Ahem. That's the sound I make when I'm trying to get attention.
But I don't always want attention. That's why I drew a DO NOT ENTER sign and put it outside my door. My crayons are coming in pretty handy.
Big snow today, got to stay home from school, but no sledding.
I have my own e-mail account now. It's about time. Now I can send messages without anyone finding out.
I'm having trouble getting information these days. Like, I asked when the Earth was invented. No one had a good answer.
I just found out I'm going to be a flower girl in a wedding. Except that I'm not clear on what a flower girl does. I'd better find the right Web site. Man, this page is taking forever to load!