I keep seeing this guy Karl Rove acting like a rapper. Uh, he's really horrible. I can sing much better than that. Oscar the Grouch can sing better than that. When is someone going to invite me on TV?
I need to start asserting myself more around here. I told my dad he had a messy closet. And I've got a new favorite phrase: "I don't want to." Seems to annoy them when I say it 20 times in a row. Some days I'm refusing to take a nap. Who has the time? Wait till they find out that I'm giving the whole thing up. Then they might be doing the whining around here.

Everyone is saying that Alberto Gonzales should be fired. Apparently he fired a bunch of other people. Were they bad? Are they mad? Can you be fired for firing someone else? I hope I don't get fired when I get to kindergarten. I never heard of Gonzales before. Do you only get on TV when you do something bad?
But I've got much bigger news. I had my first haircut. It was fun. And a professional job, not like those homemade ones where you look like you had a bowl on your head. Now I look even cuter than before! Maybe I'll be able to go on TV soon and talk about being a blogger. Guess I'll have to leave my pacifier home for that.

Everyone is saying that Alberto Gonzales should be fired. Apparently he fired a bunch of other people. Were they bad? Are they mad? Can you be fired for firing someone else? I hope I don't get fired when I get to kindergarten. I never heard of Gonzales before. Do you only get on TV when you do something bad?
But I've got much bigger news. I had my first haircut. It was fun. And a professional job, not like those homemade ones where you look like you had a bowl on your head. Now I look even cuter than before! Maybe I'll be able to go on TV soon and talk about being a blogger. Guess I'll have to leave my pacifier home for that.

I've got a crush on someone. Don't tell anyone! He's a doctor. And he has great eyes. The only problem is that he's a little older. And, uh, he's my little friend's father. Do you think that's a problem? I have a stethoscope in my doctor's kit. I hope he'll use it on me.
Scooter Libby was convicted today. I watched the news so I know all about the case. He worked for Dick, and he told secrets to Judith, which he said he got from Tim, but Tim said no way, and anyway he looked guilty. Why else did he let his lawyer do all the talking at the microphones? I hope I never have to get a lawyer. I prefer doctors.
I went to my first art museum a little while ago. Called the National Gallery or something. The regular paintings were kind of boring, like old people sitting around with bowls of fruit. I liked the ones that were just a lot of splotches of paint. They looked like what I do at my easel in the basement.
Meanwhile, I keep hearing that I'm growing. I asked mom how tall I am and she said three feet. I laughed. Don't be silly, I told her. I only have two feet.