I keep seeing this guy Karl Rove acting like a rapper. Uh, he's really horrible. I can sing much better than that. Oscar the Grouch can sing better than that. When is someone going to invite me on TV?
I need to start asserting myself more around here. I told my dad he had a messy closet. And I've got a new favorite phrase: "I don't want to." Seems to annoy them when I say it 20 times in a row. Some days I'm refusing to take a nap. Who has the time? Wait till they find out that I'm giving the whole thing up. Then they might be doing the whining around here.