I was robbed again! Another New Year's Eve, and even though I'm twice as old as last year, I got taken out for another early dinner and they tried to buy me off with pizza. I didn't even get to look at the wine list. What's the drinking age in this state, anyway? And I know my mom had a beer in the afternoon, even though she didn't realize I could smell it on her breath. I was sent to bed after a Mary Poppins tape and couldn't even stay up till midnight to watch the ball drop. When do I get to have some fun?