I went to a big-time Washington party last night. I figure it's never too early to start networking. But all those very important people were so boring, talking about housing prices and politics, so I scooted off and began running around the house while they were droning on in the backyard. The appetizers didn't look very good either, although I did manage to score a juice box. But it's all about connections here, and I think I got noticed--especially when I tripped on a step and had to be carried out crying. Making a dramatic exit is important, don't you think?