What? Four million bucks for the pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby with the silly name? What could People magazine be thinking? I wouldn't pay four dollars for those shots, if I had any money, that is. I am wayyy cuter. Maybe I'm making a mistake by posting my pictures on this blog for free. Maybe I should start charging so I can buy some new toys. Who cares about these celebrity brats anyway? Wouldn't people rather give their money to a cute toddler with more to say than just, hey, look at me, my parents are famous? If Shiloh ever does a blog, he'll probably have to hire a ghostwriter!