It's enough to make me go through the Terrible Twos right now! Of all the names that Sesame Street could have picked for its stupid new character, why rip off mine? I like being the most famous Abby around, thanks to my blog. But now I'll be competing with this lamebrained Abby Cadabby. I mean, it's not even funny. I hope she gets bad ratings and winds up being canceled.
Meanwhile, people around here are surprised to hear me talking about e-mail. But what's the big deal? I watch a video where Elmo gets mail on his computer. If I can blog, how hard can it be to send some letters? I just hope I don't get any spam for sexy diapers and that kind of thing.
Some adults were surprised today when I kissed the boy who lives down the block. But don't tell anyone--I'm just leading him on! If he gets too fresh, I'll just send him an e-mail telling him it's over. Except he doesn't know many words and probably can't even use a computer!