Say it ain't so! Elmo...involved in drug smuggling? This is terrible. He's so cute and innocent. Well, I guess it wasn't his fault. It's the 21 guys who were arrested for smuggling illegal pills -- 4 million pills, I guess -- inside Elmo dolls. How low can you go? I hope this doesn't tarnish Elmo's image.
Meanwhile, I need my own computer, don't you think? I'm tired of waiting until the folks are done with their e-mail and whatever else they do. I'm a blogger. Maybe I should take up a collection from my loyal readers (hint).