Every time I look at the TV, the candidates are surrounded by flags. Is that because July 4th is coming up? Do they get to go to the fireworks? Or is there another reason.
I want to watch videos whenever I want. I want ice cream whenever I want. I don't want quiet time when I don't take a nap, and I'm pretty much getting out of the nap thing.
Don't tell anyone, but I decided I'm moving out. I need a new family that will let me do whatever I want. I told my old family I'm leaving and they can have a new baby instead. They seemed puzzled. I told them to just press the Again button--it's on the remote control, silly--and a new baby will come.

I'm sorry to hear about Tim Russert. I just missed watching him in the 2004 election because I was born three weeks too late. Too bad I won't get to watch him on this Election Night. Although it seems there have been a million election nights this year.
I asked yesterday why boys can't have babies. I was told that the mommy and the daddy have to get together somehow, but that only the mommy gets to have the baby in her tummy. I don't think I was getting the full story.
My mom was wearing some kind of lacy top tonight and she was really falling out of it. I had to tell her it wasn't much of a shirt. Am I going to have those when I grow up?