My ears pop when we drive through the mountains. It's like being on a plane.
Oh, I'm out here in L.A. Don't know what's going on in the news. Don't care. I saw a bunch of horses walking down a mountain yesterday while we were having dinner at a restaurant. Right out the window. Right after my potty break. I am not making this up.
One day I would like to be a singer up on stage. And my band would play. I have always dreamed about that.

We found out today that I'm going to have a sister!!! I've been wondering what the baby would be. Good. Now I'll have another girl to boss around. And I have to make sure I still get all the attention. And that she doesn't take my toys. There's a boy at school who keeps knocking over my blocks. At least I know how to deal with girls.