I remember Scott McClellan. He was the guy always talking to reporters at the White House when I was born. Nobody seemed to like him. At least, the reporters were always yelling at him. Then he went away. Now I guess he's written a book. And everyone seems to love him. Except the people at the White House. I wonder why. It must be a good book.
Did I ever tell you about my difficult babyhood? I had no parents. Life was hard because I had to fill up my own bottle but I didn't know how to do it. I couldn't call anyone for help because I didn't have a phone. I couldn't even watch TV because I didn't have a remote. Finally my parents decided to make me their daughter. Now I get to watch TV, listen to CDs and go to the Rocknoceros concert. A big improvement. Except that sometimes they tell me what to do. I don't like that part.

Well, I guess I won't be seeing a woman president during my...childhood. Everyone says Hillary is toast. She won Indiana but it wasn't enough. The TV people said she should just go away. Maybe it's not true that I can grow up to be president. At least if I don't learn how to be a good bowler. Maybe I should become a race car driver instead. Didn't a woman just win a big race?
I had my own milestone this week. I went to sleep with zero pacifiers. It only lasted a few days, but that's not bad, huh? I figure I better kick the habit if I want to go into politics.