Well, I guess I won't be seeing a woman president during my...childhood. Everyone says Hillary is toast. She won Indiana but it wasn't enough. The TV people said she should just go away. Maybe it's not true that I can grow up to be president. At least if I don't learn how to be a good bowler. Maybe I should become a race car driver instead. Didn't a woman just win a big race?
I had my own milestone this week. I went to sleep with zero pacifiers. It only lasted a few days, but that's not bad, huh? I figure I better kick the habit if I want to go into politics.