Wait: I thought Hillary was out. Hillary is back in? What happened to Obama? I heard he had won 11 straight. In Candyland, when you win 11 straight you usually win. Everyone on TV was saying Hillary is a loser. Not any more? This is too hard to follow. And what is a superdelegate? Is it like Super Grover? No one ever explains the rules.
I'm still not getting enough privacy. The other day I was in my room when I was rudely told that I had to take a bath or I couldn't watch a video. I said, "I have to think about it. Scram!" They didn't appreciate my sounding like Oscar.