Everyone's making a huge fuss over Obama's first 100 days. I don't remember anyone going ga-ga when I was 100 days old. I didn't even get any presents.
I like watching Obama's daughters and his dog. But the whole family is on TV all the time. Do they have their own show? Will it ever be canceled?
We hired a new nanny for when the baby comes. She's from a place called Brazil and is very nice. I'm glad someone will help with my new brother. Or sister. Because I still want to be the most special person in the family. Hear that, baby?