I wonder if my parents will get a refund for those Baby Einstein videos they bought. You can get your money back if your kid isn't a genius. I knew that was silly. I liked the music, though.
Did you know I'm now one of the bad guys? See, originally I was one of the good guys at school, and the bad guys used to chase me. I didn't like that. I didn't even like going to school. But now I'm a bad guy and I chase other people. It's much more fun. The teachers don't like our game but we do it anyway. The other day I was nice to one of the boys we chase. If he trusts me, he'll be much easier to catch. My parents thought this was strange. What's their problem?