I've decided I want to be on TV -- as reporter.
It doesn't look too hard.
And if that doesn't work out, maybe I'll try for the Cooking Channel.

No Child Left Behind finally includes me. Today was my first day of pre-school, and I did it all by myself. No parents around! I studied painting and advanced sand castle-building. I wonder if I got to go to school because of that law. Or maybe somebody was just trying to get me out of the house. The good news so far: No homework!

Whew! I got a little worried when I heard the Republicans want to ban marriage between people of the same sex. I didn't know there were all these rules. But luckily it won't affect me. I've decided to marry Daddy. He says we can't do that, but in the end he always does what I want. There's going to be a big wedding with lots of music, and we're going to dance. Congress can't outlaw that, right? Hmm. I wonder if we should have juice boxes with the cake.

Now Larry Craig isn't resigning? This is so confusing. He promised he would leave the Senate over his potty scandal. Maybe grownups get to play by different rules. Just today, I told my mom, "Sometimes a promise doesn't last very long." She said I was wrong. Apparently I had promised to go on the potty next time I needed to pee. Instead, I peed on the floor. Who remembers what I promised yesterday? Now I've got my own potty scandal. Maybe I'll just tell mom that I'm following the example of Larry Craig.