Now Larry Craig isn't resigning? This is so confusing. He promised he would leave the Senate over his potty scandal. Maybe grownups get to play by different rules. Just today, I told my mom, "Sometimes a promise doesn't last very long." She said I was wrong. Apparently I had promised to go on the potty next time I needed to pee. Instead, I peed on the floor. Who remembers what I promised yesterday? Now I've got my own potty scandal. Maybe I'll just tell mom that I'm following the example of Larry Craig.