What's all the commotion about? Paris Hilton is out of jail? Paris Hilton is back in jail? Why can't they make up their minds? And who were all those rude men with cameras surrounding her car? They are in need of a serious time out. I don't know why I should care about any of this. She looks like a real airhead. When the judge sent Paris back to jail, she started crying, "Mommy! Mommy!" That's my line. It's okay to start sobbing when you're 2--I make it a daily practice when I don't get my way--but for a grownup? Pleeeeaze. Get that woman a pacifier!