Did you see where Paris Hilton referred to being in jail as a "time out"? Is she really just a big baby? Then again, I felt sorry for her because I have been getting a lot of time outs. Every time I whine, cry or refuse to do something, it's off to my room! Can you imagine? Sometimes they even make me stay in the bathroom. Don't worry -- I'm saving it all for my tell-all memoir.
This was a big week for me because I got to meet Elmo. Got a big hug and everything, at Sesame Place. He didn't say anything, though. Not much personality. Maybe someone writes all those lines for him on television!