Whew! I got a little worried when I heard the Republicans want to ban marriage between people of the same sex. I didn't know there were all these rules. But luckily it won't affect me. I've decided to marry Daddy. He says we can't do that, but in the end he always does what I want. There's going to be a big wedding with lots of music, and we're going to dance. Congress can't outlaw that, right? Hmm. I wonder if we should have juice boxes with the cake.