I can't stay up late enough to watch David Letterman. But I keep hearing he told a very bad joke. About Sarah Palin's kid. Something about her getting knocked up. I don't know what that means. Is it like getting knocked out? Anyway, he was a bad boy and had to apologize. Maybe he even got a time out and no treats.
Meanwhile, the service around here isn't that good anymore. I asked mom to get me the remote and she said she was busy and I should get it myself. I was busy eating apples! Can you imagine?

Sorry I haven't been posting. Been watching YouTube instead. There is a lot of stuff on there! I like to watch the Disney movies. But a grownup has to tell me which ones have scary parts.
I saw Sasha and Malia on TV tonight. They live in a big house with a big backyard. They even have a cool swing set. But I don't know which one is which. I only know Barack Obama, and he's on all the time.
I may not be blogging but I've been busy asking questions. Like:
Where do all the mean people go after they die? I know they don't go to heaven.
Where did people go to the bathroom before toilets were invented?
It's hard to get answers to these things. The grownups seem confused.