I can't stay up late enough to watch David Letterman. But I keep hearing he told a very bad joke. About Sarah Palin's kid. Something about her getting knocked up. I don't know what that means. Is it like getting knocked out? Anyway, he was a bad boy and had to apologize. Maybe he even got a time out and no treats.
Meanwhile, the service around here isn't that good anymore. I asked mom to get me the remote and she said she was busy and I should get it myself. I was busy eating apples! Can you imagine?