How come Dick Cheney is allowed to play with a real gun and then shoot some poor guy? My parents don't even let me wield a sharp pencil. Will they take Cheney's gun away now? Are the birds safe? Did he get a time out?
Meanwhile, what would America do without all these Elmo products? I just got a pair of shiny white Elmo shoes to go with my Elmo diapers, Elmo books, Elmo videos and Elmo stickers. Do you think Elmo gets rich from all this stuff? Or does he have to give some of it to his agent?