I've decided that this walking thing is overrated. I mean, now that I'm finally doing it, it's four steps and fall down, six steps and fall down. How am I ever supposed to get anywhere? It's sooo much more efficient having someone carry you around. But I do like the standing ovations I get every time I manage to stagger for a little while. Grownups! They're so easily impressed.
Meanwhile, I see Bush said in a TV interview that he does so read newspapers. Too bad. Because that was one thing I had in common with the president. I don't read newspapers either. Of course, in my case I can't read. I can't remember what his excuse was. But now he claims he does. Although I notice he didn't say whether he likes it.