I'm a standup gal! Everyone breaks into applause as I balance on my own two feet. Blogging is a lot easier, because you can sit down as you pound the keyboard. Plus, I don't do things the easy way, like holding onto the furniture and then letting go. I sit in the middle of the room and slowly rise up until my legs are supporting me. Different view from up here, I must say. Of course, I could have done this a couple months ago, but why bother when you can crawl everywhere in seconds? The only real reason I'm standing is for the adulation. I LOVE adulation. Because after I stand, I can't really go anywhere, can I, so what's the point?
I saw a dumb-looking turkey with Bush at the White House the other day. Was Bush really thinking of eating him before changing his mind? What a cruel world.