What's up with Bob Woodward? He kept the Deep Throat secret until I was six months old. That was a long time, I thought. But now he won't talk about another source in this CIA case and everyone is spanking him. I thought his job was to keep secrets. Why is everyone mad at him? He didn't even write a story about Valerie Flame or whatever her name is. This whole thing is too confusing for me.
But who cares? I got wheels! Waited my whole life, but I finally got a car. It has a horn and everything. You have to use your feet to make it go, but it works great when I'm not banging into walls. This could really upgrade my lifestyle. Psst: Don't tell anyone that I don't have a driver's license!