Did you see that bottomless baby on the front page of the New York Times? You wouldn't catch me posing with my pants down! But I guess Hannah Rothstein (or her parents) wanted her 15 minutes of fame (which is a lot when you're 7 months old). The story says some parents are potty-training their babies at ridiculously young ages. May I just say, as a proud diaper-wearer: Pffft! What a dumb idea. Babies who can't walk or talk are going to poop on command? What's next, expecting us to use toilet paper? I plan to let my parents deal with my messes for many months to come. My only use for that Times article is to wipe my tush.