This was my most exciting day since getting a jack-in-the-box! I got on a plane and a flight attendant took me into the cockpit! I got to see the pilot and all the buttons and knobs that must be used to fly the thing. They wouldn't let me touch anything, though. Then I had to go back to my seat, where the only entertainment was banging on the tray table and pulling the window shade up and down. And what's with that announcement about "in the event of a water landing"? Don't they know I can't swim?
P.S. - Why do the reporters on TV keep standing outside in storms and getting drenched? Didn't their mommies teach them to come in from the rain?