I don't watch Nick Jr. any more when I get up. I watch Morning Joe. I even know who Joe is.
The other day he had a headline that said "You Are the Daddy." There was a picture of a guy named John Edwards holding a baby. I didn't get it. Why wouldn't he be the daddy? Does he go around holding other people's babies?
Well, the tooth fairy came and left a dollar under my pillow. I took it to show and tell. But I was thinking: is the tooth fairy real? What if I lost two teef -- sorry, teeth -- would the fairy need another set of wings? I'm not sure about this one.