Everyone on TV is talking about Martha Coakley losing and what a bad candidate she was. Martha who? How can there be an election in the middle of January?
Much bigger news: I lost my first tooth today. It just popped out when I was eating a chocolate chip cookie. I was so excited I called everyone. Then I put it under my pillow so the tooth fairy will come.
Wait a minute: Is the tooth fairy real? What if you lose two teeth? Then she would have to have to sets of wings. I'm not sure I'm buying this. We'll see if I get any money or not.