So: Did Karl leak to Matt to get even with Joe by dissing Valerie, and if so who leaked to Judy, and why did Pat send her to jail, and how come Bob isn't in trouble for starting the whole thing? This is all too much for my baby brain.
Instead, I went swimming this weekend. The baby pool is where all the action is, and no one seems to notice if you steal their toys. The only bad part is when the big pool closes down for adult swim and the mean 6-year-old boys invade our space and splash everyone and fight with each other using those big plastic rods. What losers! I would bite them, except I only have half a tooth.