JULY 4
What's up with Sandra Day O'Connor quitting? She's got a lifetime job, gets to wear those cool black robes and everyone has to listen to her opinions. I try to get everyone to listen to my opinions, but they just pat me on the head. And why were only two of the justices women, anyway? Am I missing something here? Just back from a great road trip. Got to try my first morsels of pizza and Italian ices. I learned that if Iook really pouty and stare at the person eating, they'll feel guilty and give me a taste. Sure beats all that strained applesauce!
ABBY (7 months)