JUNE 21
Aruba, Aruba, Aruba! Every time I look at the TV there's another anchor blubbering about a missing young woman! Why aren't there more stories about the problems facing babies? What, are we outside the desired demographic? We may not have credit cards but we're very good at getting mom and dad to buy stuff. You should see my stuffed animal collection! This is no way for the networks to treat the viewers of tomorrow.