JUNE 2
I'm doing L.A. this week. The trip got off to a bad start when United wouldn't let me pre-board. Something about waiting until my "section" was called. Waaah! Don't you think airline officials who refuse to let cranky babies board first should be punished?
I could get used to the lifestyle. Does everyone here have a backyard jacuzzi? I saw Martin Sheen walking down the street in Malibu. He didn't look very presidential. I was going to wave from my stroller but I guess movie stars like to be left alone. Hit the beach for the first time. The sand got in my mouth when I gave the old fingers a taste. I think the beach is overrated. Deep Throat seems to be the big story on TV. I've been waiting my whole life--six months--to find out who that guy was! And did you see those houses that fell down a cliff in Laguna Beach? Even I would know not to build a house on a muddy hill, and I'm not even playing with Legos yet