JUNE 25
Had my first photo shoot today. The grownups kept making stupid faces to try to get me to smile. It was much more fun to keep squirming. How happy can you look sitting out there in the 90-degree heat? Am I just supposed to fake it? Then mom took off my clothes for some naked shots. What am I, future Playboy material? I don't recall signing any consent forms. I got even by peeing on her shirt.