Wait till you hear this one. My Grandma wrote me a letter. I got it in the mail. When I called her, she said I should get a stamp, write her back and it would take a few days for her to get it.
No, silly, I said, I'll e-mail you.
Nope. She said--I'm not making this up--she doesn't have a computer.
What?
I never heard of such a thing.
Isn't that like not having electricity or something?
We lost ours for awhile the other night. It was terrible. I couldn't e-mail anyone.